If Only!

This is pretty funny.  “If Only” comes to mind!


From an email from a friend:


Now here’s a bail out plan that works! 

I’m against the $85,000,000,000.00 bailout of AIG. 

Instead, I’m in favor of giving $85,000,000,000 to America in “We Deserve It Dividend”. 

To make the math simple, let’s assume there are 200,000,000 
bonafide U.S. Citizens 18+. 

Our population is about 301,000,000 ± counting every man, woman 
and child. So 200,000,000 might b e a fair stab at adults 18 and up.. 

So divide 200 million adults 18+ into $85 billon that equals $425,000.00. 

My plan is to give $425,000 to every person 18+ as a 
“We Deserve It Dividend”. 

Of course, it would NOT be tax free. 

So let’s assume a tax rate of 30%. 

Every individual 18+ has to pay $127,500.00 in taxes. 

That sends $25,500,000,000 right back to Uncle Sam. 

But it means that every adult 18+ has $297,500.00 in their pocket. 

A husband and wife has $595,000.00. 

What would you do with $297,500.00 to $595,000.00 in your family? 

Pay off your mortgage – housing crisis solved. 

Repay college loans – what a great boost to new grads 

Put away money for college – it’ll be there 

Save in a bank – create money to loan to entrepreneurs. 

Buy a new car – create jobs 

Invest in the market – capital drives growth 

Pay for your parent’s medical insurance – health care improves 

Remember this is for every adult U S Citizen 18+ including the folks 
who lost their jobs at Lehman Brothers and every other company 
that is cutting back. And of course, for those serving in our Armed Forces. 

If we’re going to re-distribute wealth let’s really do it…instead of trickling out 
a puny $1000.00 ( “vote buy” ) economic incentive that is being proposed 
by one of our candidates for President. 

If we’re going to do an $85 billion bailout, let’s bail out every adult U S Citizen 18+! 

As for AIG – liquidate it. 

Sell off its parts. 

Let American General go back to being American General. 

Sell off the real estate. 

Let the private sector bargain hunters cut it up and clean it up. 

Here’s my rationale. We deserve it and AIG doesn’t. 

Sure it’s a crazy idea that can “never work.” 

But can you imagine the Coast-To-Coast Block Party! 

How do you spell Economic Boom? 

I trust my fellow adult Americans to know how to use the $85 Billion 
“We Deserve It Dividend” more than I do the geniuses at AIG or in 
Washington DC. 

And remember, this plan only really costs $59.5 Billion because 
$25.5 Billion is returned instantly in taxes to Uncle Sam. 

Ahhh…I feel so much better getting that off my chest. 

You don’t want to even hear what I think about the stupid mortgage companies
that loaned out billions of dollars to people who they knew had no way of paying
back the loans, with both sides of the equation interested in one thing…fast money.
But it didn’t work, and now we’re supposed to bail out those idiots too???



About becomewhatyouare

Catholic, Middle-Aged, Knitting-Addicted, Wife, Homeschooler, Mom of 6, Mom-in-Law to 1, Mother of 11 little saints, Grandma to 1, Godmother to 12, Foster Mom to 5, Army mom, Happily living in Texas!
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4 Responses to If Only!

  1. jess says:

    If only is right! Sounds like a good plan to me!

  2. KC says:

    LOL!! Sounds great from here.

  3. AmmieJo says:

    Brilliant. Simply Brilliant! somebody email it to McCain! lol

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